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Produce, Me?

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Produce, Me?

DRM-free Ebook | EPUB format | Works with Kindle Readers

Sale price  $3.99 USD Regular price  $4.99 USD

Produce, Me? is a choose-your-own-adventure thrill ride through fame, fraud, and fantastical chaos.

This isn't a rags-to-riches tale. It’s a “what-the-hell-just-happened?” spiral of unreliable memory, orchestrated mayhem, and existential comedy.

If The Truman ShowFight Club, and Birdman had a weird little baby raised on ramen, old movie posters, and morphine dreams—this would be it.

Choose wisely. Or don’t. The show must go on.


Excerpt

“Jesus, fuck! That’s a lot of zeros!” That’s when the dry heaves start. I have a pill for everything but that.

I stay in my apartment for a week. It feels comfortable in a bathrobe-meets-straightjacket way. A lawyer (?!) leaves messages. My phone buzzes, saying I’m out of minutes and owe more money. But I guess I have money now. Plus, a whole shelf of mac & cheese.

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Book Details

ISBN: 979-8992462647
Format: EPUB
Language: English
Publication: Tiny Worlds Publishing

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