Hello, gorgeous -

If you’re reading this, you’ve either purchased or have been gifted the Cherry Kills deluxe kit! This, according to the contract I’ve signed with Tiny Worlds, means I owe you a life debt. It also means perks! The first perk is this hot-ass playlist Cherry created for her one real friend, Ramon. Let me tell ya—it’s ALL HITS.

The second perk, which is a super duper secret perk, is that I’m giving you a free year’s subscription to my publication, Automatic Writer. You’ll have access to my complete archive on Substack and any weird stories and thoughts I don’t feel comfortable sharing with just anybody delivered straight to your inbox. Real ones only! To claim this free year, just email me at recordedpsychicreadings@gmail.com and I’ll get you set up. Look forward to hearing from ya! <3

Forever grateful, your faithful Alternate, Shony.